“Randomizers”

“Randomizers”

n. A possible cause behind many odd RESHOPS, these are a class of people—akin to the gremlins of myth—who either singly or possibly in clubs or other organized groups appear to take delight in making special trips to the STORE for the sole purpose of removing ITEMS from their proper SPOTS on the SHELF and, after some indeterminate period of random ambulation, then randomly setting them down in an entirely senseless location. See also EVIL-STOCK-DUDE.